Fluffel the Death Rabbit

Fluffel the Death Rabbit is my stuffed animal. He eats people who are mean to rabbits and don't like rabbits. He almost ate my brother because he doesn't like Fluffel the Death Rabbit. He ate my neighbor, Liam, because Liam doesn't like rabbits.

Fluffel the Death Rabbit eats carrots only if they're normal. He doesn't like not-normal carrots, especially vegetable carrots. Actually, he only likes candy carrots. You can get candy carrots at the store. I don't remember which store, but I think it's called the Bunny Candy Store. If you have a pet rabbit, candy carrots are free, but if you don't have a pet rabbit, it's $102 for candy carrots.

Death Rabbits run really fast. Sometimes they dress up like humans and they'll go to people's houses and ask if they like rabbits. If they say no, they jump out and scream at the people, then eat them. If they say they do like rabbits, Death Rabbits say, "Okay, I got to go back home," then they take off their human clothes and leave.

Death Rabbits live in grass. They like green grass and they hate all other colors of grass. And they can swim. Alligators and sharks sometimes eat real rabbits, but Death Rabbits can eat alligators and sharks. They also drink while they swim, because it's easier.

Fluffel the Death Rabbit lives in flowers. Real flowers. Not fake flowers. He likes to eat fake flowers. And Fluffel has superpowers so he can save the other Death Rabbits. Lasers come out of his eyes and he spits out poisonous carrots which he feeds to people who don't like rabbits. And he can fly. And controls wind, water, hot lava, and fire. And he controls zombies who live in graves. And he can make people evil and enslave them.

But Fluffel likes me, so I sleep without a nightlight. Because he eats people who sleep with nightlights on.

If you scratch Fluffel's belly, he'll like you. Which is why I like scratching his belly.

He eats houses sometimes because he has a big mouth.

The end.