Tuesday, December 6, 2011

jane and jack by KMA

Once there was a girl named Jane.She lived with her bird on dark, red clouds. One day her bird ran away. Jane was very sad. Then she met a boy named Jack.They told each  other what happened. They decided to look for each other's animals.Then Jane found and went through a portal. She found her bird. Jack also went through a big portal.and found his bird. And luckily they found each other again. Later on they got married and lived  happily ever after.  

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Spooky House by LNA

One day, when I was at school, the other teachers were talking about an old theater that was on Como Mountain. 
"I hear it's haunted," said Mrs. Darden. 
"That's poppycock, "said Mrs. Beaty. 
"I got an idea," said Mr. Kondro.
"What?" asked the other teachers.
"We'll go up there and see for ourselves." Mr. Kondro said.
"reat dea," said Mrs. Kranjcec.
"But, when do we go?" asked Mrs. Turner.
"How about Saturday?" Mr. Gardner said.
"Why not!" said Mrs. Bailey.
"OK!" They all said.
I even decided to to go.

Saturday, we all got in a bus and went up the hill to check out the theater.  Then we all heard screaming and saw a little kid hiding in the back of the bus.
"Who are you?" Mr. K said. But the kid just kept screaming.
"Oh well," said Mrs. Pual. 
"Just leave him here," said Mr. Lee.
Then we all got out of the bus.  There were some weird things there!  Homeless people and half buried bodies.  Mrs. Henderson and Mrs. Hanselman stumbled over some!

We got into the theater.  There were more homeless and half buried bodies.  Mrs. Davis, Mrs. Frisky and Mrs. Watts looked up and stayed very still.
"Why are they doing that?" asked Ms. Thiel.
"There are ghosts flying arund if you'd look up," said Mrs. Paul.

Next there were dogs and cats fighting for food.  It looked like body parts!  Mrs. Dutcher and Ms Donovan settled that!  Mrs. Satalick started singing spooky songs.  Mrs. Reck wasn't really scared because she was busy reading a book.

We had enough, so we went back to the bus.  The kid was still screaming. "Why are you screaming?" Mr. Sandberg demanded.

The kid screamed, "It's the Devil's Playhouse!"

To be continued...

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Animal Monster Hunter III: The Dog Lemur

*Apparently, my niece is a bit in awe of her brother's tales of hunting down strange beasts, so she decided to join the party.

I was on the job one day. I was looking for a dog lemur and it lives in the jungle. It was a superpower and the superpower is fire. I found it. It squirted fire at me. I ran.

The next day we brought a cage and the cage had a fake jungle. So we brought the cage in the jungle and the dog lemur went in the cage, but it found out that it was fake so it blew fire at the cage bars. So we ran back home.

The next day we planted trees in a cage and it looked like a jungle so the dog lemur went in and we locked the cage and went back home.

The End.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Animal Monster Hunter II: The Mammoth Bull

So it has been six months and we can't find any new animals.

"Logan?" asked the Chief.

"Yes, sir?"

"We have found a new animal. We want you to catch it.

"Yes, sir. Sir, what kind of animal is it?

"A mammoth bull."

Mammoth bulls live in Alaska and they eat Eskimos and play in tar. They live in groups of ten: four kids, one hunter, one boss, two males, and two females. The babies have a mammoth head and a bull body and the grownups are the opposite. The babies turn into grownups when they are twenty years old. Mammoth bulls can live up to 900 years. When the babies change it happens when they are sleeping and it happens overnight. When they sleep a bunch of golden dust falls from the sky and switches them around. Their hearts are in their head and their brains are in their rib cages. Some groups have rabies and some are even born with rabies.

*To be continued...

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Allie the Alligator

*My niece physically wrote the original draft of this, but it was a tad chaotic so we (yes, we) reworked it into something more linear.

Allie is an alligator. She has green skin and red eyes. She lives in No-Name Pond her mom, her dad, and her sister. Her best friend is Fluffel the Death Rabbit and their favorite thing to do is to play in the treehouse they built together. But Fluffel is gone, and Allie doesn't know where she is.

Allie looked for Fluffel the Death Rabbit at grandma's house, uncle's house, and grandpa's house. And then she looked at her mom's house, the park, the river, the store, and dad's house.

Allies also lives in the clouds because she flies. The names of her family are Lucy, Sally, and mom and dad. And Allie the Alligator's last name is Allie. Sometimes they visit their cousin's house and they all play with Fluffel the Death Rabbit. They visit their uncle and like to ride horses, hunt for food, go to the zoo, and swim. They like water, bugs, wind, snow, and rain. And they find caves to sleep warm in the wintertime and when it rains they find water.

One day, Fluffel came back and they played in the treehouse.

The End.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Animal Monster Hunter

So, today I got a job. And this job was no ordinary job. This job was about finding new animals. So, it was my first day on the job and they sent me to the ocean to find an underwater ostrich. I found it, then it ran at me with fire coming off of its wings. I got away just fine, then they sent me after it again. I found it and followed it. It lives in dead whales, so we went into a dead whale, knocked it out, and took it to the lab. And experimented on it. One of the things we found out was that if you leave it in a fire for 2 hours, it will burn up and die. We found that out because we left in a fire for 2 hours and it burned up and died. So we had to catch a new one.

Guess what they sent me to find on the second day? A flying skink. Well, I found it and it threw a thunderbolt at me. He hit me, but I wasn't hurt, so i went after it again. I dodged a bolt and shot at it. I hit it, captured it, took it, and experimented on it. One of the experiments figured out that if he is out of clouds for one minute, it dies.

On the third day they sent me to find a hot lava octopus. So I found it and it squirted hot lava at me, so I retreated. When I came back, it was gone. I checked a volcano and it was there. It squirted more hot lava at me, but I chased it and deeper we went and out of the volcano and then I chased it into a trap. We caught it and did experiments. We found out it lays eggs that have poisonous shells. If you touch the shell, you will die. The babies are about the size of your pinkie. The Hot Lava Octopus is red, black, and orange.

*To be continued...

Monday, May 31, 2010

Fluffel the Death Rabbit

Fluffel the Death Rabbit is my stuffed animal. He eats people who are mean to rabbits and don't like rabbits. He almost ate my brother because he doesn't like Fluffel the Death Rabbit. He ate my neighbor, Liam, because Liam doesn't like rabbits.

Fluffel the Death Rabbit eats carrots only if they're normal. He doesn't like not-normal carrots, especially vegetable carrots. Actually, he only likes candy carrots. You can get candy carrots at the store. I don't remember which store, but I think it's called the Bunny Candy Store. If you have a pet rabbit, candy carrots are free, but if you don't have a pet rabbit, it's $102 for candy carrots.

Death Rabbits run really fast. Sometimes they dress up like humans and they'll go to people's houses and ask if they like rabbits. If they say no, they jump out and scream at the people, then eat them. If they say they do like rabbits, Death Rabbits say, "Okay, I got to go back home," then they take off their human clothes and leave.

Death Rabbits live in grass. They like green grass and they hate all other colors of grass. And they can swim. Alligators and sharks sometimes eat real rabbits, but Death Rabbits can eat alligators and sharks. They also drink while they swim, because it's easier.

Fluffel the Death Rabbit lives in flowers. Real flowers. Not fake flowers. He likes to eat fake flowers. And Fluffel has superpowers so he can save the other Death Rabbits. Lasers come out of his eyes and he spits out poisonous carrots which he feeds to people who don't like rabbits. And he can fly. And controls wind, water, hot lava, and fire. And he controls zombies who live in graves. And he can make people evil and enslave them.

But Fluffel likes me, so I sleep without a nightlight. Because he eats people who sleep with nightlights on.

If you scratch Fluffel's belly, he'll like you. Which is why I like scratching his belly.

He eats houses sometimes because he has a big mouth.

The end.