Sunday, June 27, 2010

Animal Monster Hunter II: The Mammoth Bull

So it has been six months and we can't find any new animals.

"Logan?" asked the Chief.

"Yes, sir?"

"We have found a new animal. We want you to catch it.

"Yes, sir. Sir, what kind of animal is it?

"A mammoth bull."

Mammoth bulls live in Alaska and they eat Eskimos and play in tar. They live in groups of ten: four kids, one hunter, one boss, two males, and two females. The babies have a mammoth head and a bull body and the grownups are the opposite. The babies turn into grownups when they are twenty years old. Mammoth bulls can live up to 900 years. When the babies change it happens when they are sleeping and it happens overnight. When they sleep a bunch of golden dust falls from the sky and switches them around. Their hearts are in their head and their brains are in their rib cages. Some groups have rabies and some are even born with rabies.

*To be continued...

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Allie the Alligator

*My niece physically wrote the original draft of this, but it was a tad chaotic so we (yes, we) reworked it into something more linear.

Allie is an alligator. She has green skin and red eyes. She lives in No-Name Pond her mom, her dad, and her sister. Her best friend is Fluffel the Death Rabbit and their favorite thing to do is to play in the treehouse they built together. But Fluffel is gone, and Allie doesn't know where she is.

Allie looked for Fluffel the Death Rabbit at grandma's house, uncle's house, and grandpa's house. And then she looked at her mom's house, the park, the river, the store, and dad's house.

Allies also lives in the clouds because she flies. The names of her family are Lucy, Sally, and mom and dad. And Allie the Alligator's last name is Allie. Sometimes they visit their cousin's house and they all play with Fluffel the Death Rabbit. They visit their uncle and like to ride horses, hunt for food, go to the zoo, and swim. They like water, bugs, wind, snow, and rain. And they find caves to sleep warm in the wintertime and when it rains they find water.

One day, Fluffel came back and they played in the treehouse.

The End.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Animal Monster Hunter

So, today I got a job. And this job was no ordinary job. This job was about finding new animals. So, it was my first day on the job and they sent me to the ocean to find an underwater ostrich. I found it, then it ran at me with fire coming off of its wings. I got away just fine, then they sent me after it again. I found it and followed it. It lives in dead whales, so we went into a dead whale, knocked it out, and took it to the lab. And experimented on it. One of the things we found out was that if you leave it in a fire for 2 hours, it will burn up and die. We found that out because we left in a fire for 2 hours and it burned up and died. So we had to catch a new one.

Guess what they sent me to find on the second day? A flying skink. Well, I found it and it threw a thunderbolt at me. He hit me, but I wasn't hurt, so i went after it again. I dodged a bolt and shot at it. I hit it, captured it, took it, and experimented on it. One of the experiments figured out that if he is out of clouds for one minute, it dies.

On the third day they sent me to find a hot lava octopus. So I found it and it squirted hot lava at me, so I retreated. When I came back, it was gone. I checked a volcano and it was there. It squirted more hot lava at me, but I chased it and deeper we went and out of the volcano and then I chased it into a trap. We caught it and did experiments. We found out it lays eggs that have poisonous shells. If you touch the shell, you will die. The babies are about the size of your pinkie. The Hot Lava Octopus is red, black, and orange.

*To be continued...